- “Are you the TARDIS? Mind if I call you sexy, anyways?”
- “I can see you’re not a sonic screwdriver, because sonic doesn’t work on wood.”
- “If I were a Time Lord, I would want you as a companion.”
- “You can call me Mal, because when I’m around you I’m Captain Tightpants”
- “You be Jynx, and I’ll train you until you learn Sweet Kiss.”
- “You must be a pokémon trainer because you just got my Metapod to Harden”
- “My Boba Fett wouldn’t mind being thrown in your Sarlacc pit”
- “Just like Edgar, I’m Mr. Wright.”
- “I hope I’m not being too obtuse, but you are acute-y ”
- “The formula for Universal Gravitation is wrong, the distance between us has no affect on the force pulling me to you ”
[How I choose to spend my time.]
This is the happiest place in the world.
Why physics is awesome.
Awe-some, man. Get to start Advanced Physics on Wednesday. I’m more excited than I should be.
(Source: , via sciencecenter)
#NerdJoke
This made me giggle
"Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide-and-go-seek.
Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal goes and hides.
Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1m x 1m square on the floor around him.
Einstein finishes counting and turns around.
“Ah ha, Newton! I found you!”
“No you haven’t, you’ve found one Newton over 1m squared … You found Pascal."
Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal goes and hides.
Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1m x 1m square on the floor around him.
Einstein finishes counting and turns around.
“Ah ha, Newton! I found you!”
“No you haven’t, you’ve found one Newton over 1m squared … You found Pascal."
— Via Daily Acid
