Russell Howard’s list of joy..
1. Hearing someone jump in a swimming pool which was colder than they thought it was going to be.
2. The noise old women make when someone puts food in front of them.
3. Watching a pigeon drag a massive slice of pizza.
4. Watching a goth laugh.
5. Sour cream & onion pringles.
6. Stationery.
7. Watching a dog near a fan go “why are my ears moving…?”
8. A baby’s face when they’re eating a slice of lemon.
9. Using the phrase “That’s what she said” in inappropriate situations.
10. Anything Ian Holloway says.
11. Watching yer nan wake herself up by farting.
12. Being on the quiet carriage on a train, and receiving a text that makes you explode with laughter.
13. Seeing the anguish on your girlfriend’s face when you suggest buying something for the kitchen which does not match.
14. The fact that no matter how old you get, when someone hands you a tennis racket, it’s a guitar.
15. Watching a woman apply make up on a shakey train.
16. Meeting one of your heroes and have them really deliver.
17. Looking at your girlfriend when she’s wearing your underwear.
18. Cotton buds.
