December 2011
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Smart, Attractive Guy’s Facebook Status: “Is there another word for synonym?” Me: “Oh hey, a chance to impress this person with my knowledge of grammar by commenting with the answer (poecilonym).” Some Other Person (Who Doesn’t Understand That Homophones Are No Laughing Matter)’s Comment: “Cinnamon.” Me: “Why do I even bother?”
I...
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For @KyleWMichaud
Not zombie and not Tim Burton, these are just DVDs:
All of the Star Wars movies
The Underworld movies
The Resident Evil movies
Kill Bill 1&2
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Hot Fuzz
Star Trek
Doctor Horrible
Big Trouble in Little China
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Hills Have Eyes
The Ninth Gate
Secret Window
Astronaut’s Wife
A bunch of Vincent Price movies
A bunch of...
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
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November 2011
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[Daisy exits the house; Tim follows her a moment later with a baby in his arms]
Tim: I think she's filled her nappy again. Will you change her?
Daisy: I made the tea!
Tim: I went to the shop!
Daisy: I was in labour for fifteen hours!
Tim: You win!
[They kiss]
Tim: Love you.
Daisy: I know.
[They turn to go back inside]
Tim: Come on, Luke.
Daisy: Tim, we're not calling her 'Luke'.
