Smart, Attractive Guy’s Facebook Status: “Is there another word for synonym?” Me: “Oh hey, a chance to impress this person with my knowledge of grammar by commenting with the answer (poecilonym).” Some Other Person (Who Doesn’t Understand That Homophones Are No Laughing Matter)’s Comment: “Cinnamon.” Me: “Why do I even bother?” I...
Not zombie and not Tim Burton, these are just DVDs: All of the Star Wars movies The Underworld movies The Resident Evil movies Kill Bill 1&2 Once Upon a Time in Mexico Hot Fuzz Star Trek Doctor Horrible Big Trouble in Little China Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Hills Have Eyes The Ninth Gate Secret Window Astronaut’s Wife A bunch of Vincent Price movies A bunch of...
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
[Daisy exits the house; Tim follows her a moment later with a baby in his arms]
Tim: I think she's filled her nappy again. Will you change her?
Daisy: I made the tea!
Tim: I went to the shop!
Daisy: I was in labour for fifteen hours!
Tim: You win!
Tim: Love you.
Daisy: I know.
[They turn to go back inside]
Tim: Come on, Luke.
Daisy: Tim, we're not calling her 'Luke'.